My name is Emilie, a kid once told me to "shut up with your Eleanor Roosevelt looking ass." I used to be able to recite Rapper's Delight; Maybe that's my greatest accomplishment ever.
He had a salad. I was like “Really? You just danced your ass off.” And he’s like “Yeah, I’m just having my salad.” and I’m like “Good for you. I’m exhausted, I’m gonna go have some donuts.
(Source: thatllbe63fiftynotincludingtip)
But Kevin… YOU’RE IN A CHAIR.